49 – Which do you like better, globes or hourglasses?

Globes.

We had an inflatable globe at work. It was inflated by a gentleman who died very shortly afterwards. We said it was full of dead man's air. Then it disappeared, and no one knew where it had gone. I like to think that someone pinched it and took it home. I imagine it sitting there looking slightly deflated, so they pop open the little valve and start puffing into it. It's like the premise for a substandard Asian horror film.